Linux / Unix command line sex jokes

I forgot where I found this joke, but I find it funny when people use Unix command to relay jokes.

alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

p/s: this is one thing I like about Unix (or Linux), the users and developers are just having way too much fun hacking the platform!

[tags]unix,linux,make,open source, ubuntu, debian, fsck, apt-get[/tags]

9 Replies to “Linux / Unix command line sex jokes”

  1. Thanks for responding to query Ellone, i think mogutou is out of business, lucky i backup my db automatically with wp-db-backup.

  2. Hi ..I dun think mogutou is running their business.But i still see them on MSN at not very sure about it.
    I stop using their service already btw.

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