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Linux / Unix command line sex jokes

Posted by mypapit on 24 Mar 2007 in Computers, Funny Stuff, GNU/Linux

I forgot where I found this joke, but I find it funny when people use Unix command to relay jokes.

alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

p/s: this is one thing I like about Unix (or Linux), the users and developers are just having way too much fun hacking the platform!

Tags: unix, linux, make, open source, ubuntu, debian, fsck, apt-get

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